hell yes lets make some ravioli
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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