8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
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even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
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tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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