No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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