It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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