Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
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thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
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All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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