if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
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