I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
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I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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