I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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