this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Just invented taco cereal.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
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