And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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