Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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