I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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