D3 body, D1 cock
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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