she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
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