I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
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You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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