mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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