left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
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