What a fucking waste of an outfit
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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