so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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