Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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