im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
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You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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