would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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