Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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