drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
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