She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
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