so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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