What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
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