I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
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For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
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How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I currently don't understand fingers.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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