I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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