it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
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Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
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The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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