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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
pop tarts are not kleenex
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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