her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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