hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
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I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
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