you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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