and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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