I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
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Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten