So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
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I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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