found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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