oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
home. puking in laundry basket.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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