a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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