Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
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you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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