No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
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So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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