it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
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I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
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At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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