No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Randomize
