There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Even my vagina gasped.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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