Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
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he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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