is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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