ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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