Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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