note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
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I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
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You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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