i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
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Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
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He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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