is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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