Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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