Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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