How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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