There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
You're like the curious george of whores
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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