I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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