Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
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She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
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