i already hear my dad disowning me
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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