There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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