She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
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thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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